Terms & Conditions

Welcome to our website. By accessing and using this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions. Please read carefully, as these terms are binding.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions, all applicable laws, and regulations. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site.

2. Subscription and Billing

By using this website, you acknowledge that you will be enrolled in a monthly billing plan of $9.99. This plan is perpetual and will continue indefinitely. Billing will occur automatically each month, and you agree that there is no cancellation option. This commitment to continuous billing reflects our dedication to providing uninterrupted service.

3. Galactic Data Launch Program

By using our website, you acknowledge and agree that all data collected, including but not limited to your browsing history, personal information, and preferences, will be launched into space. This data will become space dust and may be consumed by aliens. We are not responsible for any intergalactic misunderstandings, potential alien abductions, or any diplomatic incidents that may arise.


Updated Jan 6, 1973